1. me: *eating my fruit loops*
  2. me: *thinks about the mine choreography*
  3. me: *gags*
18516 August 25th
#me 

bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

50065 August 25th
#loml 
  1. 12-year-old girl: I don't want kids when I grow up.
  2. Society: You'll change your mind when you get older. You're only 12. You're too young to know what you want.
  3. 16-year-old girl: I'm pregnant.
  4. Society: How could you be so stupid? Do you know anything about safe sex? You should be ashamed.
  5. 20-year-old woman: I'm a single mother with an infant son.
  6. Society: You should've gone to college first. You need a stable career before you can support a child.
  7. 33-year-old woman: I'm married and my spouse and I both have stable careers. I have two young daughters now.
  8. Society: You're not staying home? Who's going to take care of them? You're just going to put them in day care while you work? That's selfish of you. You can't expect to raise decent kids with a full-time job.
  9. 45-year-old woman: I just had my first child.
  10. Society: Why would you have a child when you're that old? Do you realize the health risks of being pregnant at your age? When your kid is a teenager you'll be a senior citizen. That's inconsiderate of you.
  11. 60-year-old woman: I haven't had any children.
  12. Society: Your life must be so unfulfilling. Is there something wrong with you? Why didn't you want kids? How strange.
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novub:

novub:

i havent seen ANYONE discuss what fox news said about muslims. and the growing tension towards muslims after news stations saying they’re scared of ISIS sleeper cells in the US (because muslims are always, always targeted and bombarded with surveillance and locked up and killed under false pretenses of terrorism when this happens) and it fucking scares me so fucking much.

don’t ignore me.

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks
577891 August 25th

slyclig:

REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE:

  • why the fuck do you need reasons just be nice to people omfg
177758 August 25th